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ABOUT
Writing about myself is about as enjoyable as picking up a dog's shit. Here goes…
aGE
Young enough to want a Samurai Jack sword, old enough to buy one with my adult money.
Height
Tall enough to reach the top shelf but still can't see shit at gigs.
Hobbies
Riding bikes, hiking, yelling at Arsenal games at 3 AM.
celebrity crush
Kim Possible
love language
Sending Instagram reels.
Location
You mama's house.
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